In elementary school I was a nerd. Same goes for middle school… and most of high school. But the point is in elementary school I spent most of my time collecting either Pokemon cards or Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.
In an effort to seem cool I did the unthinkable. I attacked my once beloved cards to shake my nerdiness by the coolest way possible. By making a parody version of the very cards I knew so well.
We named it Yu-Gay-Hoe. It would recreate Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh! monsters to be crude. Instant comedy. Also the name of the game alone called you a gay hoe. Classic.
Now you’re probably wondering how clever can a bunch of middle-schoolers get? Well only by creating the most groundbreaking comedy style ever. We made everything into either a poop joke or ungracefully smashed curse words into names they hardly fit. We were on top of our comedy game.
The Pokemon were masterpieces. Mew and Mewtwo? More like Poo and Pootwo. Pikachu? Pikapoo sounds side-splittingly funny to me. No way we could do Charizard right? Fartizard. BOOM. The hits kept coming.
The Yu-Gi-Oh! monsters came naturally since the game had a lot of dragons. So obviously they all just became Fagons because comedy. Examples: Blue Eyes White FAGON, Red Eyes Black FAGON, etc. HAHAHA. Man that’s still comedy gold.
But the greatest of all was one Pokemon. It was…
Jigglypuff Daddy
I know I am not the only one to think of it but I did think of it myself at the time. But the real question is what middle school kid thinks Jigglypuff Daddy is a good idea!?
The future overlord of comedy and funniest 6th grader ever is who.
